"I'm Just Not Into Women"

[Badboy]

The other night I was out with some of my friend's and wanted to try something different.

So my brother start's a conversation with 3 women, and after about 5 minute's he call's me over. My brother introduce's me and I immediatly act like I'm just not into the conversation. The one girl say's that her friend think's I'm hot, and I reply with "I'm just not into women right now". They look at me and start laughing and say "Are you Gay"? I smile and say "No, I really find women attractive, but I'm just numb to their affection". One of the girl's ask's why, and I tell her that a woman broke my heart, and since then, no woman can turn me on. Even kisses do nothing for me. The girl that has the hot's for me say's "I bet I can change that"! She throw's her arm's around me and kisses me. I non chalantly look at her and say "Sorry, just did'nt do anything for me. Now the other two girl's want to kiss me, and I give them all the same response. (I crack myself up) I'm so bad.

Then the hot one want's to go dance to "Let's get it on". She put's her hand out for me to grab, and instead of going to the dance floor with her, I pull her toward's me, then past me, and step in front of her, so that now she is behind me and out of the group. Everyone start's laughing, she smack's me in the arm, grab's me again and kisses me, and out to the dance floor we go.

We ended our dance and I went to the restroom. When I got out, she was waiting for me. She then proceeded to convince me that she could change my thinking and could guarantee me a great time, and make me forget about the other woman. I told her many have tried and failed. She asked me to take her home and I told her NO! She then tries to give me her number to which I replied with "I'll take it, but I probably won't call you". She say's what will it take for you to go out with me? I told her patience, and gave her my number. She has called me 3 times and texted me several more. I have only responded to two text's. We are meeting tonight.

Classic push/pull. I was the challenge, so I am the prize. I'M SO BAD!

[nexus85]

Haha, great story!!, i might use part of your line, i would be telling the thruth right now.

[BDannyOcean]

Why doesn't this surprise me?

Is this the reason you cancelled on me tonight you treacherous wretch? Damn landlubbin' skirt chasers...

[John]

Hehe!

This is funny!

Definitely to be tried sometime

[Badboy]

Can ya blame me? I'm a panty pirate! LOL

[DV8]

Hah! Classic! Nice work.

[BDannyOcean]

Originally Posted by Badboy

Can ya blame me? I'm a panty pirate! LOL

All the time and energy I spent in molding you to be a proper human being, and you go off the deep end once again, pull something that makes me say, "That guy...he'll never change."

LOL. Classic Badboy. I'd love to see how you pull this line off tomorrow.

[Badboy]

Were gonna have fun with it my friend. You should have seen the look's on their face's. I'll go more into depth tomorrow. Call me in the late AM. We'll meet in the afternoon.

[MARDUK]

This type of turning the tables on hot women works like a charm if you can handle it correctly, as Badboy obviously did on this occasion. I find that when you even use subtle hints that she is in fact giving you a helluva lot more IOI's than you are giving her, she will always feel you are the prize and not her.

Everyone should re-read this scenario again if you've never attempted to become the pursued instead of the persuer and try to come up with other ways ways to get this interaction started using your own words when approaching new women at a club. It really is extremely effective with every type of woman whether they be 7's, 8's or 9's.

I should catch a flight to Chicago and see this bad-boy behavior for myself in person...or maybe I'll just go to the beach in Waikiki instead...

[St Jonas]

WOW - you realized you can give any beautiful woman something NO OTHER MAN GIVES HER because men all THINK they have to kiss her ass.

Counter to this women just don't give a rats ass about that, they want to FEEL something, an overpowering exciting attraction - they go, to hell with their 'highly attractive status' which is so predictable and useless to them. This is absolutely true, she tossed that aside INSTANTLY and chased you like a heat-seeking sidewinder missile. GREAT!!

You let her BE somebody she doesn't usually get to be, a passionate woman. That blows my mind.

I think we guys sometimes worry about failing to meet some big, weird expectation of how to act, like it could be a disaster not to "do the expected thing" - socially banished forever! But when is this ever really true?